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the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors
man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.
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When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them
Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors
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A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.
Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".
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What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
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A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)
Other events exist, but not publicly.
Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.
Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?
Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.
Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!
Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...
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The walls are made of styrofoam. We had a kid join the school with an ankle monitor and got kicked out the same day. Too overworked you'll start taking shots of espresso in the middle of class. There's 3 white people in all of highschool. We used to eat the poisonous berries off the trees. Half of the school closes occasionally. The great mold outbreak of 2018. Water leaks are common, what are electives? never heard of them. Our staff members either never care about us, are crazy, and the times they are actually good staff, they probably end up leaving. Teachers throw their wallets at us telling us to "TAKE EVERYTHING ALREADY" and throw away our papers because we made them too mad. Rats are common cockroaches are our best friends and moldy food at least better than the frozen pizza we could use as frisbees. We've had student reports of the teacher starting with "The numbers are dwindling". Everyone's either Mexican or Middle Eastern and you'll never see a white kid unless you look for them. The lack of money is so big we're still working with the budget from bake sales from 3 years ago not wanting to waste a penny. Lastly, students are clueless about everything.
bob: i heard you’re transferring to harmony endeavor
Sarah: yeah any advice
bob: convince your parents to rethink it 👍
One who enthusiastically wants to obtain pussy
Brian reallly wants to mow down on some pussy. You could call him a pussy endeavor.
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