Engage

Participate or involve oneself in a process or activity

"You've got to engage in the process" (Mr Waters 2016-2017)

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engagment

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.

Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just cant take the suspinse!!!11!

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engaging

Word used in the stead of the words "awesome" or "amazing."
Generally speaking, it means "good/great."

"Wow, your buff muscles are so engaging!"
"Why thank you, your engaging Sim skills are to thank for my buff sim."

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engage

a word (usually yelled) that supposively can trigger practically any thing to "blast off" in a rocket-like manner.

ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

(some telephone booth suddenly shoots out fire and flys up into the air)

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Engagement

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

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engagement

(1) in war it is a battle
(2) in courtship it is a surrender

(1) Captain Kirk said, "Mr. Scott, I need more power! Prepare for battle engagement!"
(2) I can't believe John gave up his life like that, now that girls sucked him into engagement. Sad...

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engaged

"engaged is latin for screwed for life"

"did u hear Formen and Donna got engaged?"
"yeh... we'll miss him"

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