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Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
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When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
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a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
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When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.
Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."
Waiter: "That's disgusting."
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A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.
When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)
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