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A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma
british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?
grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!
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When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
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A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
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Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
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A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.
She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.
Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
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When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?
Ashley: yes daddy