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A beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking vagina, perfect face, perfect ass, and perfect tits.
Look at that chick over there, now thats a penis enlarger. I'd totally tap that and I bet she feels the same way bout me.
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Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small
Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
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Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️
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a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.
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WANT SOME FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS?
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The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.
"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"
A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.
Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"
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