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lightened up feeling u get pushing ur crap down the bottom of b̶o̶w̶e̶l̶s̶ things... outer eyes half open ...inner open full bore... peering thru some distant unknown.
X - Hey where u goin !?🤔
Y - Can't 🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️hold this s̶h̶i̶t̶ enlightenment anymore. 🏃 ♂️🏃 ♂️🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️
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The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
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1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
2. an epiphany
man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
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A "Neo seeing code view in the matrix" moment in real life; specially juicy if done through tantra or guided shamanistic drug evenings, and the bonus you get for near-death experiences.
"Who said that? Oh my God. I am living my mother. Get me outta here!" Pop!
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"
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The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.
This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.
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Realising that have a glass of wine at the end of the day is just really f*cking nice
James found enlightenment after 2 weeks of sobriety
The revealing of Eminem's heartlessness and homosexuality to an Eminem fan. Attainable at www.feminem.com
To attain Enlightenment you must realise that Feminem ain't nuttin'. Nuttin' but a Bitch.
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