enronic

word similar to moronic, but related to false/fraudulent accounting practices. When a financial transaction is so bad, stupid, or illegal that it was made by a moron but needs an enhanced definition to emphasis the criminal intent of the decision like the accounts at the bankrupt Enron Corporation. It can also be used for anything stupid that is also criminal

Can you believe accounting told us to make that change. It is enronic, we will be lucky not to end up in jail.

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enron

1. like to company "Enron" (once a good company, gone bankrupt because of their ways). this a unisex term for one who has the illusion that they are highly valuable, has great morals, and is attractive; but in reality, they are goldiggers, liars, and overall whores sneaking behind your back.

2. the hidden office codename for a skank.

co-worker A: "damn, you see that new girl that came in today for her interview?"

co-worker B: "yeah, man i wouldn't tap that if i were you; Rob used to date her, said she's an enron"

co-worker A: "what the fuck?...aw hell naw you serious?"

co-worker B: " it's been confirmed, she's already fucked like 5 random dudes here in one month"

co-worker A: "DO NOT WANT...my dick deserves better than that"

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enron

A radical redistribution of wealth, usually from poor to rich. Trickle up theory.

I got Enroned, and now live in a van, down by the river.

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Enronitis

The rational fear that a big company will screw you over.

I do not think I can ever trust another company. I am suffering from Enronitis.

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enron

to shred or destroy documents

Did you enron those void checks?

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enroned

To be victimized or wronged by the company or boss you work for. The term originated from Enron, a Texas company that collapsed due to corporate scandal leaving thousands of investors and employees in financial ruin.

We came to work one day and the manager told us the company was closing shop and we could go home. We got enroned with no warning and no severance pay.

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enronning

(v) Cooking the accountancy books

''anything less than two annual reports is as likely
to be enronning as real fortunemaking'' - Cory Doctorow, Makers

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