Man with large penis. Destroyer of worlds. King of kings.
Girl: Eoinβs ass is so phat I want a squeeze
Girl 2: Aye same
Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."
"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
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Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")
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Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah
Person 1:Damm bruh Eoin just kicked jimmy off that bridge
Person 2: Probs called him ee-oin again
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Fine ass looking gay boy, who pulls all these sexy fuckinβ bitchez
Damn he looks like an Eoin
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a really unfortunate spelling of βOwenβ
whoβs Eoin..?? Ohhh you mean Owen?
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