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To misstate a common phrase or word. To make a strange or otherwise nonexistent connection between two unrelated things. A humorous error.
"Pass the Elmers glue" Becomes "Pass the Elmo's glue"
"you look like a deer caught with his headlights on.
“Hey, I’m not into that pseudo masochism.”
“That guy ain’t the sharpest penny in the pile.”
“I’m gonna kick ass and take numbers.”
“When it rains, it rains”
“You can dance naked with a pork chop for all I care.”
“It looks like a disaster on strike.”
Named after a well known Electronics Technician Erich K. who frequently butchers the English language.
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A very pro man that has won many wars. he is currently having a colossal war with the lorax and is soon to win this battle.
erich is very based
A "Dirty Erich' is accomplished with one man, two girls.
First both the women compete for who 'gets the load' then the other swaps it between them while kissing.
Man, I banged these two babes last night and they asked for a dirty erich!!!! I was SO pleased!
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The ability to have continuous sex for 1 1/2 hours to 3 hours without achieving an orgasm. Usually results in multiple orgasms for the woman who can not walk properly the next morning.
Common causes of Erich Endurance are the use of Acutane or other hardcore acne medication, or continual masturbation with a soft blanket causing the penis to lose sensation when entering a wet and warm vagina.
Jessica is walking like she just road a horse around the world. Her boyfriend must have Erich Endurance.
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Erich Hartmann, ie- BIG WATER!!!!!!. He is the envy of all men and the necessity of all women.
Jesus wishes he was like Erich Hartmann
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Person: That guy over there sure is an Erich Castillo.
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The funniest comedian in all of Kingston, the last time I watched him perform I shat myself because I laughed so hard, truly a whopper of a comedian.
Man have you seen Erich McElroy, man he’s so funny that man should be knighted and given a free burger!