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When someone kindly offers you a ride home, but ends up dropping you off someplace far from your intended destination. Is most likely to happen on blistering summer afternoons or frigid winter evenings when the unlucky passenger is forced to schlep it for miles to find a cab or public transportation.
e.g. Man, my friend just Erkied me in Rochester after that party and I had to walk 12 miles to make it home.
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Scottish slang for the buttocks.
Gordon is such an annoying tadger. Last week he was acting such a helmet that his brother John gave him a right good kick up the erkie.
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A human trash, who is going to change your life for ever. This guy has a lot to say. You got to open up to him. If you can’t handle his personality, then you are nothing. He is very romantic when you are going to do ‘stuff’together. Never lose this guy, you will regret it eventually.
Yo, have you seen Erki? Yes, he is currently in the bathroom.
Erki, represents strength and integrity, massive penis usually, pretty top guy really. That’s all, short and simple, kind of like anyone not called Erki.
Hey, have you seen Erki recently?
No, I heard he’s too busy fucking bitches, including my mom.
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Hey Erki, how many holes have you filled in the past week?
Erki: Thousands.
That time of the morning, where its still so early the brain is not fully functioning yet.
generally before 5am
Why d' we hafta to geh up this erky in th' morning?
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Arse, arsehole, ass, asshole origin: eastern Scotland variation on "erse"
Aye, ah gied him a pure boot in the erky.
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