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Still the coolest car on earth (Mainly the second generation)
The Most Stylish car I\'ve seen.
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can u say Pimp mobile?
I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch
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Cruising around the neighborhood with the intent of showing off one's car, especially when the car is actually lame.
"Hey, did anybody see who hit my car?" "Yeah, it was a bunch of dudes Escalading in a blue Geo Tracker."
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car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises
the escalade has weed in the back
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one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."
That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.
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A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.
Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."
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an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban
Escalade: look at me! I only cost 55k
Tahoe: you idiot, i'm the same thing for only 30k
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