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one of the best larry fan fictions ever, written by dolce_piccante (who happens to have read duplishitty)
A: have you read escapade?
B: dude, my @ is literally escapademcqueen shut the fuck up i worship jack mcqueen
A: yeah i wanted that @...
B: too bad it’s mine
A slang word for "escapede'", used by the primitive Moungrels in their early years of uniting as a sign of being extremely hungry or horny, or a mixture of both.
Freddie: "Boy! I am so escapade!!"
Jessica: "Ya, well, you can eat me and **** me at the same time."
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a fan fiction about louis tomlinson and harry styles where louis is a single hot ass business man that lies a lot, and harry or as we know him in that fic jack mcqueen is a sex worker. Any who louis meets jack aka harry in a taxi bla bla bla he’s rude bla bla bla later he asks harry to go with him to ziall’s wedding and they end up falling in love on vacation in flamingo cove!
Person A: I’m rereading escapade and i forgot how much i fucking love that fic oh my god
Person B: how far are you?
Person A: i’m at the airport part
Person B: THAT PART IS HILARIOUS HOE MY GOD
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An adventure usually brought on by boredom or shrooms
sometimes used to explain a great sexual experience that can not reallyve defined
Joe: dude I'm trippin on a vibrant eacapade from those shrooms
Jack: purple rhinoasauruses
Samantha: chris sent me on a vibrant escapade last nite
Jill: yeah I was with him one nite it was unbelivable
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Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.
William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.
Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?
William: Yes!
Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.
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A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.
Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.
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The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.
* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players
* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.
* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
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