Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!

Escapee

A boobie that has found it's way out of the wearers night attire during the night.

Went diving under the duvet for any escapees this morning and I found one!