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Sandman Esquire, aka Mr. Zone 2 is a popular African American rapper, songwriter, actor, and activist from North Atlanta (Zone 2). Sandman is also known as a social activist, focusing on subjects including social inequality, police brutality, equal education, and systemic racism. In addition to addressing themes of racism and police brutality in his music, he is known for attending rallies throughout the south east.
Sandman Esquire is the best rapper out of North Atlanta
Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire
a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.
Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too
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a mysterious woman.
He found lipstick kissed envelopes by none other than Serenity Esquire.
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International superstar in the 90's who had hit after hit throughout the deacade, including the top 40 tracks Better Place and Another Chance. Unfortunately his downfall came when he got involved with the wrong crowd. These guys got him downing pints in the Red Lion pub and smoking the occasional spliff. This new rebellious attitude had a knock on effect and he has since become an arrogant dirty druggie and alcoholic. Former friends such as Dai A. and Jamie have turned their backs on him in disgust and will no longer assossiate with such a failure. Jack (as he's known on the sex offenders list) now cries emo tears every night and has lost his ruggish good looks and good physique, he has since become unclean, unshaven, and now resembles an old lesbian school teacher who goes by the name of Des. Jack's skin has taken on a off greenish quality and he is now said to bear a striking resemblance to Shrek. His personal hygiene has suffered unquestionably and he now is said to have deadly B.O. He has two failed marriages up his sleeve and now lives alone in the flats just south of his native land, Heolgerrig (home of the hotties). He is currently available to do gigs anywhere at anytime. He's willing to perform classic tracks from his heyday for no money at all. His only accepted method of payment is steak bakes which he will gobble down in no time. It is asked that if you see this poor pathetic creature on the streets, in the gutter etc please take some pity on his large shapeless form and throw a bake at him. Just remember to steer clear of the rear end. Anyone who ignores this last piece of advice, rest in peace.
Linda: Um what was that fellas name, you know the one in the 90's with the funny hair who couldn't sing?
Tor: Umm, name one of his songs for me.
Linda: Better Place was one.
Tor: Ahh I know, funnily enough I seen him only yesterday in Greggs scoffing down a steak bake.
Linda: Well I attended his wedding yesterday - he's married some chick Desna.
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A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch
dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster
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The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third