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A real man who drinks pure ethanol.
"Real men drink pure ethanol" - Complex
Emile: Aren't you an alocoholic?
Complex: Nah, real men drink pure ethanol. I am an ethanolic.
Emile: Cool story bro.
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noun.
Unsustainable, government-subsidized, food burning
"I use ethanol in my Volvo XC90 (SUV) because ethanol takes more energy to produce than it yields and it's bad for my engine! Additionally, it takes food off peoples' tables and drives up the price of corn, which in turn, perpetuates world hunger and starvation."
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A fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley cunt.
Go away you Ethanol Make
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Pro noun: Pc version of addressing an alcoholic, hooch guzzler or mother fucking Ghostbuster
Since everything else is politically correct
Are you an alcoholic.
No I'm ethanol challenged
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A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007
The original quote as it appeared:
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"
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This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong
May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit
a huggable ginger boy, who sleeps throughout anything, only wakes up by getting his feet tickled
people: ethanol wake up
ethanol: no response
people: *hittijg ethanol with a pillow*
ethanol: *no response*
grace: *tickles feet*
ethanol: AHHHHH