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ethan. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end
Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes
It's a total Ethan
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One of my best friends and will be forever.
Ethan and I smoke enough weed to kill an elephant.
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Ethan is boy. He loves space and dabbles heavily in hobbies. He takes his gaming seriously some of the time, but takes making music seriously all of the time. He is realistic and takes care of himself...enough. He is the type to have a really goofy dog that everyone loves. His meatballs are delicious, but his mashed potatoes are better. He has the best dance moves. If you introduce him to a tree, he will get the tree to join the conversation. He might need a hair cut.
Ethan is rad.
Who is that guy that made those meatballs? "Oh, dude, that's Ethan."
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A god like figure that can do anything. He is also the protector of the universe.
I believe in Christianity and Ethan
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Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever come across. He is very intelligent and kind, and it isn't hard to fall for him. You'll fall for him without even realizing it. He will be a massive impact in your life in a good way. He is someone you will never forget, and never want to lose. Losing him would feel as if someone ripped out your heart then and there. He is perfect in everyway possible and doesn't fail to make you smile. He is beautiful. He has a stunning smile, like no other. His eyes are as radiant as the sun and you can get lost in them. He is gorgeous, cute, silly, adorable, and loves to cuddle. He doesn't mind a night in, or sitting through a romantic chick flick as long as he is with you. He is also very sport and loves baseball. He's a country guy so he doesn't mind getting dirty (; He likes to fish and go muddin'. He makes you laugh until you cry, he is hilarious. He is the type of guy that every girl dreams for. Everyone will try to steal him but he'll love you no matter what. You'll worry about other ladies, even some men, stealing. Hes just that big of a catch. He is strong willed on the inside and out. He is courageous and adventurous and is very trust worthy. He will make you feel like you are in a dream most of the time because of how perfect he is, you will never forget him. He has a beautiful soul and if you have an Ethan don't let him go.
gorgeous, sexy, country, intelligent, funny, caring, kind, adventurous. ethan
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The kind of guy to post a Harambe meme 10 years after it was relevant.
Anon: Oh hey Ethan got any dank memes for us?
Ethan: Sure thing bro take a look at this one it is LIT
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