Quick Evac

The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly into your own face for maximum enjoyment

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triple evac

when youre drunk and you are puking, peeing, AND crapping yourself at the same time

holy crap! you better clean up your bathroom dude, someone triple evac'd so bad it looks like a jackson pollack painting

Evac ejac

When you evacuate the pussy right before blowing your load.

Mom: you better of evac ejacd last night I don’t need any kids runnin round this house

shack-evac

When an individual evacuates (to avoid a storm or hurricane) to a location to stay with one that they have previously shacked with, or plan to shack with during the evacuation. A shack-evac typically occurs with an individual from a different area code than the shack-evacuee.

Valerie: What are your Hurricane Gustav evacuation plans?
Courtney: I think I am going to shack-evac to florida boys house.