side bitch evade

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.

"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"

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Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

evad

A dumb stupid bitch who is always sad and alone

Why does he always have to act like a evad?

Evade

Noun - Evade Taxes

I Evaded my taxes.