Evo

noun.
Evo is the most sarcastic person in the world. He is a passionate madridista and he runs an insta account @mrevo03

I just met Evo yesterday, he is the coolest person you could ever meet.

Evo

Short for Evolution, a series of Harley-Davidson engines. The "big twin" Evo replaced the Shovelhead in 1984, replaced by the Twin Cam in 1999. The Evo Sportster or XL replaced the Ironhead in 1986 and is still in production, albeit in a rubber-mount format.

Stock Evo big twins have an 80-inch displacement.

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Evo

A name for a weirdo girl that loves too much food.
Overly nice and is into japanese fashion.
Loves all things cute and adorable and has a wild imagination.
Somtimes she can be scary yet cute.
Looks very cute and is very funny.

"Oh Evo ur so adorably cute!"
"Evo is kawai"

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evo

(adj)- when you are with somebody and you don't love them but you don't just like them. So it's an in between word.

Amy, i evo you

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evo

Evo is word used to describe the most annoying kids in the world. Usually they will be extremly late bloomers and won't hit puberty untill they are around 17.
They have really high voices, and touch penis'. They also cheat at every game they play 'cause they are young and think they need to prove somthing. Little do they know we own 'em..

WOW GG FUCKING EVO KID, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT CS /PART FROM LIFe.

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evo

some "rally" car with unbearable turbo lag. usually comes with 4 wheels and made to run on "dirt". Well equiped to handle road conditions when you suddenly find yourself out of ROAD. Do not fear potential drivers! If you happen to be so incompetent as to drive you fucking car off the damn road, this evo will be perfectly suitable for your driving needs. If you happen to be a normal driver, buy yourself a honda and stay on the fucking road.

BEST BACKED CAR ON THE ROAD BITCHES! THIS WILL RUN OVER MOFOS

"My evo own camero bitches on the drag strip. Eat my dust NASCAR!"

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Evo

A hunk of crap, tin can, economy car with an over-boosted engine and all wheel drive. It tries to execute an idea originally brought forth by Audi 25 years ago, and even its name is stolen, from a series of legendary Mercedes, as well as the hideous and gargantuan rear wing. Its target audience is teenage males, but owners of this car tend to be aging males, with levels of maturity on par with that of a 12-year-old, who saw the 'Fast and the Furious' movies and thought they were great cinema. Owners may also include those who do not possess the intelligence to build a fast car themselves.

WARNING!: Witnessing one of these tools driving an Evo can cause the witness actually become embarassed FOR the driver of said crap-box. This phenomenon is known as Loser-Sympathy.

"Holy crap! That guy just wrapped his Evo sideways around a telephone pole. It must have given him the delusion that he could actually drive."

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