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the teachers excuse to make you work your butts off and fry your brains so they can take time off marking homework while youre revising and go to flash parties
"ugh my brain...ive been doing to many exams..."
"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."
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A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
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A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
Shit, exams are coming. I fear I'll lose one of my friends.
a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
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mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass
i studied all day for mi exams next week...EXAMS SUK ASS
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An inconvenient torture period.
Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.
Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!
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Dumb stupid pieces of paper that people (AKA teachers) who think that they're better than you, enjoy tourchering your brain to learn stuff your never going to use in life for, preparing you for this stupid piece of paper.
"I have to study parabola's for my exams"
"Who's going to ever use parabola's anyway?!"
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