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1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
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Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
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John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
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Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.
ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.
origin: LWJS 2343
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When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.
Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.
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When you’re frustrated and masturbate.
David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock
Arriving at the enhancement, magnification, or intensification of a feeling alone.
“the fact that I can’t get on Facebook exasturbates my feelings of insecurity”
A violent form of masturbating
Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate
"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "
"A violent form of masturbating."