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california exempt

California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.

man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.

by Furly Ghost August 16, 2005

39πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


NNN Exemption

The all time Exemption from No Nut November.

1. In a relationship (she’s gotta be good looking or it don’t count and the homies have to agree)
2. You get a free Nut pass

And that my friends is the only Exemptions so use this at your own discretion:))))

Jonas is EXEMPT from NNN because he’s with a hella good looking girl!!!!!!!
NNN Exemption- you’re exempt from NNN

by Panchoman6457 November 1, 2021

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent Β£2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.

by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020


Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.

I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.

Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"

by Souper Rare January 20, 2022

34πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

59πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mask exemption

An excuse used by people who don't care about stopping the spread of coronavirus. People using this have no consideration for the health of anyone else.

Person A: Where's your mask?
Person B: I have a mask exemption, I'm magically immune to COVID.

by ES44AC November 19, 2020