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An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.
Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.
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You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.
When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.
The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
To release bowel movements, to take a dump.
Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.
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Wet dog harvested into a bottle.
- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.
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Lucas got lucky with Alexa last night but lost a condom in her export window
Greatest lager in the world
I could do with an Emu how bout you
Wife Bashers
Red Death
Domestic violence in a can
Emu export.. Nah mate we call them Wife Bashers
Ay boys we getting on the Wife Bashers on saturdee
Export simply means to steal or to commit a robbery.
Do you want to export this mans yard?
ey mi bredwin, cum we export dis mans yardd yannoe we need a tool
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