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to conspicuously notice. Usually used in the negative, meaning that a person noticed but didn't do so in an obvious way, for example because they weren't surprised.
When Frank saw the drivers running red lights, he didn't even : bat an eyelid
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adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline
Skuzzy, unkept beard
Large, rapist style reading glasses
Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."
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Another term for going to sleep or taking a nap for long periods of time.
" Bruce: Hey, where's Otis?
Omar: Oh, he's watching the Eyelid Channel "
During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.
Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*
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when you're high (aka blazed) and your eyes are bloodshot
"Have you seen George? He's so high he's got blazing eyelids"
Always keeping your eye peeled. could be a conspiracy around the corner that has your name on it.
I'm feeling an eyelid conspiracy coming on.
think there is an eyelid conspiracy aimed at me.
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What you see when you are sleeping, or in a state of near sleep.
1. Where's Dave?
He went upstairs to watch eyelid movies.
2. Hey, man! You better watch yourself! The boss just
cruised through and you was watching eyelid movies!
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