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(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
The F4 is a "Fantastic frozen fecal fuck". Where a condom is shit into, placed in a freezer, till hard. Then brought out and used on your partner with the condom. Becomes an F6 without the condom Fantastic frozen fecal fuck free form
I gave my girlfriend an F4 after burrito night, but the condom broke and it went from an F4 to F6. Which made a crappy mess
When you get so bored that you type all of your function keys backwards. Might as well keep typing in combinations to get new definitions that will probably say almost the exact same thing.
guy 1: I'm bored
guy 2: did you try f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 yet?
guy 1: yeah
guy 2: did you try typing in f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1?
guy 1: no, I still need to.
I'm Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F0 F11 F12 PrtScSysRq PauseBreak Ins Del `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+ Backspace Home Tab qwertyuiop{}\| Pg Up Caps Lock asdfghjkl;:'" Enter Pg Dn Shift zxcvbnm,<.>/? Shift End Crtl Fn Alt Alt Gr Crtl, i don't know what to do.
now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right