FAU

Florida Atlantic University or if you want to make a joke with a fat kid Fat Ass University.

1. James: Hey where u going for college?
Mike: I'm goin to FAU

2. James: Hey fatass where u goin to college?
Mike:I'm goin to FAU
James:U mean Fat Ass University!!!

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FAU

Florida Atlantic University, aka Fucking Awesome University. Minutes from the beach and able to (successfully) defend paradise (most of the time)! Go owls!

FAU Defends Paradise!

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faus

another term for face, but a little funny.

Leo: asdfihakjfhakwj
Kevin: i'm gonna slap u in the faus.
Leo; OWW!!!!
Kevin: loser

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faus

1. A prefix to wangsta names. See example given.

2. Indicates a breed of female dog.

3. A commonly used stripper name.

1. Can anyone tell me what faustine means?
A wangsta person cause it has the prefix faus in it.

2. That girl's name is Faustine.
She's a female dog?

3. Give it up for Faustine the stripper!

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faus

A faus is a (usually) fat annoying person that grunts a lot. In general, nobody likes fauses and will just stare at them when they're not thinking about beating them up. Historically, fauses were thought of in many cultures as shape shifters that somehow got stuck in the guise of a walrus/humanoid creature. Modern science, however has revealed that they are humans indeed, but just in an extremely annoying form.

"Haha look at that, Faus is drowning!" "Haha, oh my gosh you're right! Dammit...you made me lose my train of thought."

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Dr Fau Chi

Wuhan body double for Chief Medical Advisor

Funny thing, Dr Fau Chi looks like someone I know, but can't place him.

FAU

Acronym for "FINE ASS UNCLE" the one you wish someone would hook you up with...

"that's one FAU ya got there... Hook an Auntie up!"