fbi

Fat bastards incorperated

I saw an FBI agent at Mc Donalds yesterday

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FBI

The most successful gang and terrorist organization in the USA.

They have gotten away with brainwashing gullible Americans into making themselves look like a legit organization; when in reality they are terrorists as they are not mentioned in the Constitution, and are more evil than the Italian Mafia and the Crips and Bloods.

That FBI agent came and investigated a home without a warrant, took away an innocent kids computer for no reason, and threaten to jail him if I didn't do what he wanted to do. All the while, the FBI agent is a secret pedophile and gets payed tons of cash for pretending to be tough guy.

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FBI

Fat Bitches Incorporated

Me: Look at that fat bitch !
My friend: Shes in the “FBI”

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FBI

Fucking Bunch of Idiots.

Who is that man over there doing flips on the dance floor and shooting people as his guns falls out and hits the floor? Oh just another member of America's Finest--the FBI.

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FBI

An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.

An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::

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The kind of agency that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and bust down your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at 800 year old animated girls

The FBI got me arrested yesterday for begin pedo

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FBI

Female Body Inspector

Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Mam! Open up the door! It's FBI!"
Sexy Girlfriend: *Opens door* Oh! FBI huh?

Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Oh, yes ma'am, Female Body Inspector" *Smirks & slips into the room with her*

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