FCD

Acronym for Fucking Cunt Devils

Used as alternative to OMG.

A. FCD -- Did you just see that??

B. I wanted to go to the game, but FCD this bitch ruined everything.

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FCD

Acronym for Fake Christmas Deadline, related to all the non-essential things you feel pressure to do before 25th December. Catching up before Christmas is not a real thing. Finishing your work to-do list (sad fact - you'll never finish it), doing your home renovations, hair, nails, whatever it is that has your sweaty hands clenched, stressed heart palpitating and knickers in a twist ... 6 days after Christmas, the world's still turning, no one's spontaneously combusted in an 'it's Christmas and your didn't get your shit done apocalypse' and most things you wanted to do will still be there. Relieve the pressure, just be festive, get your Christmas herpes and relax.

Girl: OMG I can't believe it's December. I've got so much on but we MUST catch up before Christmas.
Other girl: Let's do it in January. Don't buy into the FCD.

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Fcd

Fucking cunt devil is an ant-Xian version of omg.

Fcd this snow is off the hook!

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FCD

Fat Cock Disorder.

You may think it’s filthy cum dump or fat cunt disorder until your boyfriend tells you he suffers from it. Then you’ll learn to ask before you urban dictionary

I feel so bad for him
Why?
He’s tired all day, suffering from FCD
Yeah, it must be hard lugging that thing around all day