FMA

Freak Masturbatory Accident

The act of hurting ones self prepping or during a masturbation session.

In the fervor of fulfilling that evenings vegi-fantasy, Joe left the cantaloupe in the microwave for too long and ended up with 3rd degree burns on his little Joe upon first stab. Running upstairs with keys in one hand and toasty shaft in the other, Joe knew he'd have a hard time explaining this particular FMA to the emergency room staff.

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FMA

Fuck My Ass
Not to be taken seriously it is an expression if you do so thing bad, annoyed or in an argument

unless with a loved one in a sexual way or a prostitute/hooker.

Dad: Clean the dishwasher
Son: Fma
Or

Football player: pass the ball
Shit football player passes a shit pass

Shit football player: Fma

FMA

Fuck my asshole!

I got tired of waiting ,so I yelled FMA!

FMA

FMA - Fuck My Age

girl - i want to wear heels . FMA :(

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FMA

Fuck My Autocorrect

I love eating new people.
*meeting* FMA

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FMA

Fuck My Ass and can be used in a good or bad way.

FMA, I scored a goal!!!

My mom died, FMA.

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FMA

FMA is short form for 'fuck my ass' commonly used by sexually frustrated teens or fangirls .

Teen: *Sees a picture of Harry styles*
Teen: Ugh! Harry styles can FMA uhhhhhhhhhh

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