FMD

Fuck my dick. When you are sexting someone and you have a bonner. And you want to fuck the person you are texting with your Dick.

Girl:Hey I'm bored and alone!

Boy: FMD I'll be right over.

One other example

Girl: Hi,I think your hot.

Boy: FMD

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FMD

Fuck me dirty, an acronym for fucking someone dirty.

Hey wanna fmd tonight?

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FMD

Means Fuck My Dick

Person 1: You stink
Person 2: FMD
Person 1: Let's get a room

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FMD

Fuck me day is a day where any guys or girls can do anything to each other without permission unless it’s rape

Let me fMD you

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FMD

Five Mile Drive

"bro text me if the postcode doesn't work, I have a fuck off FMD"

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FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

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FMD

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

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