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futoed

the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;

I was trying to jerk off the other day when I was fucking futoed by that d-bag.

by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004

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futo weyn

Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.

Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!

by somaliweeb March 31, 2018

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Kung Futo

The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven

Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night

by Fuckyabitches February 21, 2019

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Dev-butt Futo-naik

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021


Black Futos

The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: That crew looks real intimidating.
Person2: I think it's Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 8, 2017


Black Futos

Black Futos is the hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont dare speak against them. To be in Black Futos you need to be from Froland and have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: Those guys look so intimidating.
Person2: I think its Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 12, 2017


futo

a silent fart.

He walked a short distane away from his friends and did a futo, hoping nobody would notice the smell or attribute it to him.

by Jokes'R'Us January 2, 2023