the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;
I was trying to jerk off the other day when I was fucking futoed by that d-bag.
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Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.
Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!
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The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven
Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night
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Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.
Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.
The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.
Person1: That crew looks real intimidating.
Person2: I think it's Black Futos.
Black Futos is the hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont dare speak against them. To be in Black Futos you need to be from Froland and have a black futo on GTA V.
Person1: Those guys look so intimidating.
Person2: I think its Black Futos.
a silent fart.
He walked a short distane away from his friends and did a futo, hoping nobody would notice the smell or attribute it to him.