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(читать нотации) : to preach moral precepts to someone, most likely preaching to the converted
if you want to avoid trouble with your parents, do not try to fable them
A very nicely done xbox game. Good graphics, okay sound.
The story is very short, and the world is very complex. Most people have trouble playing this game.
Basically, you're a guy or a girl and you walk around, fight, go on quests, marry, do stuff. Pretty fun.
Weird Fable Facts:
1. In every town or city, you can have a wife/husband. Slut.
2. People think baldness + a LONG beard is hot in this game. WTF?
Guess what? Fable ownz you! Let's go play it and wank off to my 54 hot wives!
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Choken the chicken, spanken da monkey,
I fabled all night last night.
I'm all fabled out.
I fabled it up.
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When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?
Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?
"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.
son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?
father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.
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(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"
Friend 2: "What were they about?"
Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"
Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
The sequel to the Xbox 360 game Fable II
Have you heard, Fable 3 comes out in 2010?
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