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Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"
an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
she had a face like a smashed crab!
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This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.
He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."
She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"
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the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!
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Australian slang for an extremely unattractive person, thong's being rubber flip flops, and you can generally imagine what they would look like if burnt.
Shit Bazza, that sheila has a face like a burnt thong.
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An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
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