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Punch me face

A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.

Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!

by punchlinestapler September 23, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


GIVE ME FACE!

A term used to demand the action of "a snog" by the use of rolling on the floor screaming "GIVE ME FACE!" in an extremely drunken fashion. Preferably whilst trying to remove an item of clothing.

Vikki - "Wow she is reeeeaally smashed right now, watch out this is when she starts to get horny..."

Tiff - "GIVE ME FACE! GIVE ME FACE! GIVE ME FACE!"

by squiffdy July 3, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)

{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!

by Crim385 August 10, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.

Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."

by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface July 29, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 9, 2022


North Face me

The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.

Yo bro, North Face me, we are about to head over to the Madball show.

by ProxRunsNJ March 30, 2011