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Facebook Rape occurs when an individual leaves Facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party scumbag with nothing better to do.
Such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. High levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to Rape your Facebook.
"Ah f*ck I left my facebook on and my details and picture have been tampered with in a hillarious manner against my will; I've been Facebook Raped!"
"Engaged?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"
"Favorite Movies: 'Farm Boys 2 - Pitch my Fork'?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"
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This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.
'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'
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A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.
Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"
Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."
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The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.
Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.
Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.
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The act of liking every status someone has made late at night or early in the morning to provoke surprise on the victims part when they wake up to over 100 notifications.
Person 1: Goodmorning Facebook... Let's check my notifications
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
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The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.
Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.
Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.
Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.
Andrew: *laughs*
Tony: *laughs*
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1. The act of vandalizing someone's facebook by gaining access to their profile and inserting blasphemies or funny statements in their status, wall, inbox in an intent to slander or embarrass them in front of their friends.
2. Spamming someone's wall with hundreds of posts to annoy the shit out of them.
"Dude I just facebook raped Kim's profile. I changed her pro pic to Gary Coleman and changed her name to Allota Fagina"
"Hey who wrote all over my friends walls that I'm comin' out of the closet? F**k I just got fb raped!"
"Nigga I'ma bout to rape ur ass on facebook if you don't keep blowin' up my inbox"
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