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Face on deck.
Lemme get that head.
Neck.
Stacks: Can I get that FaceTime?
Her: What's FaceTime?
Stacks: *Staleface* Well FaceTime is... just FaceTime. *Smiles*
Her: Okay!
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Videoconference
Had lots of facetime today, with my boss in London, the kids at home, and mom in Miami.
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The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!
Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!
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When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
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When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
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1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.
2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”
“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”
The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.
Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.
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