failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

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failboat

the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.

you puppy is a failboat for peeing in my bed.

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failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

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Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

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failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

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Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

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mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

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