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Napkins used for the sole purpose of fapping.
Ex. My bud Cole went to get some fapkins today to clean himself after a dirty deed.
Term defined as a flimsy paper and or towel used to clean up male semen in the sense of it has gotten everywhere. Usually best to let’er blow in this.
Daniel has blown all over my friggen couch bro. I’m gonna cop him some fapkins for his b-day!
A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.
The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.