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to make super conservative; to lame-ify the unlamable.
-Do you wanna go out and get some ass for free from your girlfriend?
-No, I have a 12 point check list I need to accomplish it. Sorry I have to farris guys.
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Well known and loved youtuber Brandon Farris. Known for the termdooder and the phrase Jear Desus (see farthenhickle)
P1: Hey, do you watch Brandon Farris on YouTube?
P2: Yeah! He's hilarious!
A TOTAL SHIT HEADDDDD!!!! He will talk to you make you feel special then throw you in the garbage just like what he did to the 500 girls he was talking to while he was talking to you,talk about a man-hoe. DO NOT get into a relationship or give ur Snapchat to this guy he will literally rip you to shreads,and let’s not forget he thinks he is the shit well let me tell you he definitely isn’t the shit. Stay away from gavin Farris’s there bad news.
Person1 “gavin Farris is gay”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Our lord and savior of swimming and is hiding in the comment section of SwimSwam waiting to make his move on commentating for Rowdy Gaines
Dean Farris could probably swim every event at Olympic trials and probably make the team in all of them. And probably smash the world records as well in everything because he’s basically the GOAT.
Most drop dead sexy motherfucker to ever walk the earth. when i walk in his class i borderline nut. that little striped collar shirt really gets me going
Me: damn did you see mr farris mine as well call him father Farris, holy shit!!!
A tattood, moustached, football managing bloke.
Produces insane offspring.
Multi-talented but scary, confuses peers by their bizarre humour and common 'finger in the ear' gesture. Often repulsed by incidents in football changing rooms.
Don't do a farry on me.
That's so farry.
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Mr. Dennie: Farris Makaveli, you're not only a faggot but a pussy.
Farris: I know Mr. Dennie I can't be as based as you.
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