fart-to-fart

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts

John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!

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Fart for Fart

Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.

"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.

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pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

fart for farts sake

1. appreciation of the intrinsic value of the something apart from any utilitarian, didactic, or moral function - when there is no intrinsic value. Feigned appreciation.

"Dude, Jim says he likes modern art."

"Yea, it's not even art."

Yea, "fart for farts sake".

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Wet Fart Jet Fart

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

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fart pour fart

immediate writing without much time to reflect
impulsive writing, non-accountable
with the intention to entertain

"do you not enjoy my fart pour fart?"

"my interaction with human beings is mostly based on the concept of fart pour fart. many of us have been trained to suffer silently and endure loneliness without counteraction. making us secretly vulnerable and desperate. this is for them. all my love for them in fart pour fart."

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Nigga Booty Fart Shit Fart

When a man/woman of color shits themself and it smells really bad.

Yo Juan, did you smell Tyrone's Nigga Booty Fart Shit Fart