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running around in circles with a small person's legs clamped round your head screaming into her tuppence.
she charged me 30 dollars more for a penny-farthing.
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The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.
As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.
Farthing candle would be dimness.
Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the
gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.
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"The Animals Of Farthing Wood"
An animated BBC television series of the early to mid 90's which follows a band of animals as they make the long and dangerous journey from their doomed woodland home, Farthing Wood, to the safety of White Deer Park, a nature sanctuary where they run into more problems with the local residents.
Appealing to young and young-at-heart, this epic tale will drag the Watership Down fans out of the woodwork. A good watch
Recommended for anybody with taste in an animated series
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A male of the midget variety makeing sweet love to a female of the obease selection in the dogg-style position.
"mini me and anne widicombe getting raw penny farthing syle"
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Troy Farthing is ippy's finest best and going far is hero and god like Ethan o'nail and Regan
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When you tilt the wheelchair forward and proceed to penetrate her through the gap in the cushion
Dude, did you hear Jackson gave Barbara the old Reverse Penny Farthing! She forgot to put her breaks on and almost rolled away!