Fasian

A FAKE asian....

an asian that lacks math, computer, and flying skills

opposite : fasian

"hey, justine's hot."
"no, she's a fasian, she can't fly, do math, or do computer stuff"
"oh man, i see... nevermind"

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Fasian

A wannabe asian. Not cool at all and annoying as hell.

M: God she is SUCH an Asian!
S: NOt really-she's just a fasian!
M: But her name's Jung!
S: Doubt it!

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Fasian

Fake asian.

Look at that damn Fasian trying to DDR.

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Fasian

Fucking Asian. A typical Asian constantly at the library, drives an extremely nice car, insane amounts of technology, pocket translator and is completely oblivious to cars when crossing the street.

Yesterday some Fasian brought his own lamp to the library.

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Fasian

A fit or extremely hot male of Asian origin (a very rare specimen)

Harriet: OH MA GAWD that Zayn is such a Fasian!
Jen: That Kieran Leahy ain't bad either..... Top quality Fasian right there

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Fasian

A fat Asian. Also known as a "lucky rabbit's foot" due to their nature of bringing good karma upon all around the person.

Yo, that Fasian got me an A on my computer test.

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Fasian

noun: one who is a particularly fat, or chubby asian. Usually happier than most, a cheery, overweight person of asian descent. Fasians can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. Don't mess with a fasian.

Bob: hahaha he is so chubby!
Joe: Shut up, bro... He's a fasian.
Bob: oh, that explains it.
Joe: Don't mess.

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