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On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.
Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!
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A day where we celebrate how saint fat chick gave us the almighty big mac and took out all the lettuce which is why we wear green today.
Are you wearing green for saint fat chicks day?
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National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.
*slaps ass*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.
A: my cat weights 25 pounds
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March 1st, national fat nuts day
A day to celebrate your fat nuts
Hey man its march 1st, national fat nuts day!
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Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
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National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.
National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend
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