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when it’s friday and someone has a fat ass; they also have to show you how big it is
It’s Fat Ass Friday, you know what that means.
Every Friday is Fat Hoe Friday where you appreciate your plus sized thotties
Your friend: are you hitting up Jessica for fat hoe Friday
You: of course, she’s like 300 pounds
You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).
Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
Every Friday rats get a day for them
This friday is fat rat friday
Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.
‘Did you bring lunch?’
‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’