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A lump of mass that often contains the characteristics of a homosapien, they can often be seen in their natural form of adopted transportation, then 'rascal' scooter. Often taking up space in malls and attracting the ever searing gaze of normal people, as their bubbling mounds of rolls that would even make the mightiest of bakeries, green with envy.
They can occasionally be seen eating, eating, and eating. Be wary of their stares, their lack of breeding may result in blubbering spurts of sexual approaches. Or the lack of food may activate their primal blubbery instincts to chase down and consume pray- if their knees have not shattered after three steps first.
They can be domesticated with the use of an internet connection, a basement, and a fleshlight.
Like the common zombie, the fat person's hunger never ceases. And should be bludgeoned continuously at the head if it becomes a hungry threat.
Fat people.
Utterly hilarious in various normal situations or can make normal scenes enhanced to ridiculous amounts of comedies.
Example: Gangbangs.
Think about that.
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Fat people is known as a student from Victoria Shanghai academy, He eats way too much food and tries to steal a girl who is already dating, to be exact his name is Ocean Ko and he’s ready to eat some fucking pizza
Ocean is in the fat people community
When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.
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i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do
did the air get fatter in here
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1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles
A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?
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Fat people who think they are skinny and try to wear clothes that they know are too small. Even though they realize and acknowledge they are fat.
230 pound girl who is 5'3, shopping in Forever in the jr misses section.
Bitch if you don't get out of that section. There is nothing jr miss about you. You must have fat people complex.
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Indivuduals who appear to have a slim physique, however, they're body is composed of little to no muscle. Individuals who fall into this description often brag about thier slim body, but are hesitant to perform any athletic activities. They often eat frequently and are characterized by laziness, but thanks to thier abnormally high metabolism they are able to maintain a slender physique.
OMG so like john tried to give me like a piggy back the other day and he like couldn't even pick me up!
Wow, skinny-fat people...
Ugh, like shut up-uh!
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