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Faulknerism, derived from Faulkner, is the idea of altering one’s public image to be mysterious and incomprehensible to those who surround the individual. Typically utilised and executed by members of the human race with high IQ.
“You see him?”
“Yeah, I don’t know much about him, he seems quite mysterious.”
“He’s a true master of Faulknerism”
The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D
You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
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A spoonbeg
Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner
James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.
Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.
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He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time
Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower
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Kyle Faulkner is the biggest Jew in either of the America’s. He is known for his leadership in local synagogues and his multiple boyfriends. Kyles parents are ancient history and we’re born in the camps before his grandparents turned to ashes
Kyle Faulkner : Shalom brothers!
H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew
Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole
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“Owen Faulkner” AKA Spawn of Satan, is an icon of depression, run if you see him
R: Dude it’s Owen Faulkner
E: run