Fauxning

Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.

When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.

"Brad and Clive are fauxning again. Those guys are real bros."

Fauxned

The act of smoking and getting high from "fake weed" potpourri they sell at smoke shops.

Tom: "I'm so stoned right now!"

Phil: "Dude, this isn't real weed, you're not stoned...you're fauxned!"