Faz

Someone who is insecure about appearing stupid on the internet.

"Hello good sir. I notice your last post contains a grammatical error. That is fine though, I was able to to comprehend your message anyhow."
"you're such a faz"

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FAZ

Acronym for Furcadia Art Zone (furcartzone.com)

Did you post your portrait art on FAZ?

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faz

a person who is extremely obsessed with sports and is very competitive. Faz's often like to take videos with cameras of random things...most likely a faz's video will be earthquake-like. the laugh of a faz resembles a hyena and is very annoying. you can only find a faz in an African rain forest.

You are being a faz today and sound like a hyena.

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Faz

1) Another term for "spaz". Unlike weird or disabled / special needs people, it's used for people with aphasia due to TBI, stroke, or other brain related injuries.

2) Someone who has severe trouble speaking or expressing oneself due to stroke.

3) An offensive term for people with aphasia due to stroke or brain related disorder / damage affecting language.

4) A term to entitle someone who speaks a few word / 1-2 word or simple utterances due to Broca's aphasia / stroke.

5) A term to entitle surviving gunshot victims who have been shot in the head who have trouble speaking normally.

6) One who is nearly non-verbal, barely able to speak, or communicate because of haltering speech due to a stroke, TBI, or Brain injury, such as a gunshot to the head.

Derek: "Yo John! Did you see those Gabby Giffords rehab videos?"

John: "HOLY FUCK! Yeah man! Seeing those videos, I'm like..WOAH! Dude! She was totally fucked up after she was shot in the head! The way she speaks nowadays, she's such a fucking Faz!"

Derek: "Dude! You mean Spaz?"

John: "No man! It's like Spaz for Spastic, except Faz is for Aphasia!"

Derek: "Oh Aphasia? Isn't that a language disorder due to a fucking stroke or whatnot?"

John: "Yeah man! It can happen to anyone who's brains get fucked up! A Faz!"

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faz

Shit, poopy, a massive fucking turd, a fucking shitty farty shite of massive proportions. Defecation, excrement, feces even.

"I have just taken a massive faz on your floor. What are you gonna do? Cry?"

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doc faz

an old man who is the principal of a school. most often a civics major. enjoys giving mass detention and punishing students for seeking out a full code of conduct.

yo doc faz, we got that copy of the code of conduct from adipietro, what now!?!?!?!?

yo doc faz i ain't goin' to your detention, deal with it bitch!

yo doc faz i gave your wife a strawberry shortcake!

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faz goo

Slang for cum when accidentally left in a pussy, possibly causing an accidental pregnancy

"Babe, I got some of your faz goo"