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Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 26, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


febreze

to hug the person u like and sniff their sweater like on the febreze commercial.

1. OMG! I saw him today, he was so cute, i was about to febreze him!!

2. Baby, I just want to febreze you!

3. He's so hot. I'd totally febreze him!

"dedicated to edvin"

by Katie && Emma April 2, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


febreze

to spray febreze all over you bedsheets and chair to hide the putrid foot odors that pervade the room

often results in even nastier smells of the odor mixing with deodorant

i febrezed my room so my roommate wouldn't keep on sniffing obnoxiously loudly and complaining about how shitty the room smelled. then, ironically, he complained about how the fucking room smelled like deodorant. febrezing a room is definitely not a good way to eliminate bad odors in the room.

by i sweat to drunk i'm not god December 1, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


febreze

an expression used instead of for sure or fo' sho. A combination of for sure and breezy, also a pun on the product.

Mike: That Calc test was so easy! I aced it!
John: Febreze man.

by Gelb27 February 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 11, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


febreze

To keep it fresh, usually used during a goodbye

Person: ight, Ima bout to leave
You: Keep it febreze

by Only Mikey Olivera on myspace March 22, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Febreze

To blow flowers into your Vaginal region

Chris ruiz sprayed febreze at me

by Nataly Salem, Christopher ruiz August 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž