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“I can’t wait till April, so imma smokes blunt on February 2”
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If u born on this day u lonely as hell go get some friends
“Happy birthday” i say to myself in the mirror. I love February 2 :’(
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It’s February 2 which this is another day for the boy friend to give his girlfriend a hoodie day
February 2 hoodie day
The National day were only the thickest prettiest girls get the biggest penis😉
Yo my birthday is today only pretty girls like me get the D on February 2!!!!!!So come on and give me that big juicy penis!!!!
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The day where ur best friend is born. If yk anyone that was born today they are ur best friend and the best person yk. People born on this day are cool, smart, talkative around their friends but why around others, outgoing, funny, and really attractive.
My best friend was born on February 2, no wonder!
Hey princess! It's February 2nd go and ask your crush out.
National Walk Out Of School Day
This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass
Person: Bro guess what
Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means
Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS